Jessica Alba-Still hot, just not in Playboy
You may have heard that Jessica Alba was on the cover of the newest issue of Playboy. So, like a lot of guys, I ran out and got it. In my rush I didn’t browse at the store, just bought the thing and hauled ass home to settle into a nice jerk off session with my wife to be. Well, needless to say, I was more than a little disappointed that she isn’t naked in the issue. As a matter of fact she is barely in the issue. It appears that she won a reader contest and was voted as the sexiest chick in Hollywood so Playboy put her on the cover celebrating this revelation and all the while suckering me – and I’m sure many other horny guys – into thinking that their dream had come true at last. But that is not where it ends. Jessica was not happy about this at all and threatened to sue Hef and the magazine. After many sharp words were spoken the two eventually reached an agreement. Hef apologized and Jessica accepted and all was good again… accept of course that we, the horny public are still without any great nude shots of Jessica. So I offer up these few humble shots of her frolicking along on a beach somewhere looking uber-hot and waiting for me…at least that is how it goes in my dreams.
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