Naked Celeb News

Wimbledon is getting underway and I admit that watching the women’s tennis can be both good and bad. Some of the girls are fit and sexy and wearing little skirts and looking great and others look like they are from the cast of The Hills Have Eyes. It’s sometimes hard for me to jerk off to Maria Sharapova when every other shot is of her monstrous looking opponent. So here I have some sexy shots of Maria looking hot so you can enjoy yourself without seeing some other chick with man legs.

This story makes me laugh my ass off. I’ve always defended Brit and while I’ve never been a fan of her music, I’ve often thought she gets a bad rap. I have said she is white trash, but I still thought people were a little rough on her. But then this happened. She goes on TV to refute all of these allegations that she is getting divorced or that she is a bad mom and she cries and says that all she really wants is a little privacy at this point in her life. Cool. Then she decides to go out and get that privacy by posing naked for Bazaar magazine. The last time I checked the best way to be left alone was not to be naked on the cover of a magazine. But really I know most of you, as I, could give two shits about Brit’s life. We just want the pics. So here are the pics of Britney Spears naked and some other shots from back when she was still super hot.

Actress Selma Blair has filed for divorce from her husband of two years Ahmet Zappa. I have to admit that I didn’t even know she was married. The bigger question is how did a crazy dude like him get a hot piece of ass like Selma? There is something I have always liked about her. She just has this certain sexuality to her that makes her really hot. And what I like even more is that she is wild in movies. She gets naked, gets fucked and kisses chicks. You gotta love a girl like that.

During a recent interview Jessica Alba said that she would go topless on the beach if it was just her and her man. She then clarified by saying that since she seems to have photographers following her every move that it probably won’t be happening any time soon. Well, we can always dream and maybe one day the photographers will be well hidden enough that she feels feel and takes that top off. Until then we will just have to enjoy these shots of her showing that body off in a bikini. I threw one in there of her showing her oral skills on a sucker backstage at the MTV Movie Awards.

Here is the Paris Hilton’s new music video. It’s actually not nearly as bad as I thought it would be and I can see teeny boppers all across the country loving it. But am I crazy or is she famous for getting fucked on camera? Before that she was just a rich bitch that nobody outside of LA or New York had ever heard of, then she gets porked on camera and suddenly she’s everywhere. Strange the way things work out.

In case you missed the news the other day oil heir Brandon Davis, while out with Paris Hilton, went off on Lindsay Lohan. He called her “fire crotch” among other things and said that since she is only worth 7million dollars that she is “poor.” Wow! A girl goes out and makes herself 7 million bucks and a guy who has never worked a day in her life goes off on her for being poor? That’s pretty wild. This guy should have to work a couple of weeks on a construction site or some kind of hard labor. He would probably die. Anyway, Lindsay has taken the hi road here and said she would only accept this guy’s apology if he donated some money to a charity as well. I applaud her and in the spirit of her standing tall, here are some hot pics of her.

A reader sent me this clip and I had to show it to you. It’s basically a collection of clips of Shakira shaking her amazing ass. Enjoy.

Just in case you didn’t hear it Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s baby was born the other day. They had a girl and named her Shiloh. I guess when you take into account the long running trend of celebs giving their kids crazy names, Shiloh is not all that bad. She had a c-section so hopefully she won’t bee all scarred up and will get back to her old hot self. Speaking of that old hot self here are some pics of her naked in movies.