Naked Celeb News

You may have seen the pics floating around of Christina Aguilera having her shirt pulled aside by Donald Duck. If not, here it is. Click it for the full size.

Well, much to my disappointment, even though I love the first one, It turns out to be a fake. Here is the real thing. Click for the full size

But, here is a fun little animation of it for your enjoyment. click to see the animation

It has been reported today that Jennifer Aniston is buying a 9000 square food house that sits on a half acre of land. It is the first house she will own since breaking up with Brad Pitt. Until now she has been renting a Malibu beach house. A half acre is a lot of space for her to walk around topless, get pictures of her taken walking around topless and then sue the people that took the pictures of her walking around outside topless.

Hopefully this time we will get to see them. In the mean time here are some shots of Jen looking good.

IMDB is reporting that Scarlett Johansson had sex with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator when she was 19 and he was 37. Of the event she is quoted as saying, “We were making out or having sex or something, which I think is very unsanitary.” I’m starting to like this girl more and more every day.

After a their long running feud, (or at least supposed feud) Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton has buried the hatchet and are friends again. Conveniently just in time for them to start filming their next season of their show The Simple Life.

Here’s some pics of Paris to enjoy.

Sienna Miller is in Pittsburgh filming the movie The Mysteries of Pittsburgh. She apparently doesn’t like the city and was quoted as saying, “Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you’re back in your funky New York apartment and I’m still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films.” Of course a few days later she apologized and said it was just because they were shooting at night. Maybe I’m wrong but basically wasn’t she pretty much an unknown person until she started fucking Jude Law and then he cheated on her? I think she needs to go back to being quiet and looking good.

I’ve always thought Nelly Furtado was hot. I think she might have been hotter during her last album when she had the fresh faced innocent girl thing going on, but I have to say I love the new naughty Nelly just as much. Like everyone I’m waiting for the Nelly Furtado nude pics, but until then these will have to suffice. Here are some shots of Nelly in a nice little bikini on the beach and showing off that rocking body.

Not that I’m complaining but I’ve never seen anyone with as much trouble keeping her clothes on in public as Paris Hilton. Here are some nice shots of her dancing at a club and flashing her ass and panties. You have to check out the look on the guys face that is looking up at her. It really is priceless. Here are some snaps of her dancing and some other shots of her flashing her beaver and looking good.

As any reader of this site will note I’ve always said that if you are a celeb and you don’t want to be bothered by photographers or fans or whatever, go somewhere that isn’t a known celeb hangout. So it appears that Avril and her new hubby went out and got drunk and then she spit on some photographers. And here is the video of her acting all ladylike.