Naked Celeb News

It’s been kind of a slow news day as far as hot celeb babes are concerned so I thought I would post some hot shots of one of my all time favorites. Anna has one of the best bodies I have ever seen and that ass is super tight.

Yesterday I had a story and some pics of Brit out on the town and flashing a little beaver. Well, I guess she was just getting started. It was like she introduced us to her pussy and now she wants us to get to know it. Here she is out with Paris Hilton wearing a dress so short it could be a shirt. And she is sans panties. I’m so glad she decided not to release that sex tape and uphold her good wholesome image :) 

Here’s the money shots.

I’ve always thought she was pretty, but recently I thought she was getting a little too thin. Here are some recent shots of her though that are just hot. She’s not showing a lot, but they just ooze sex.

Britney Spears has been seen out on the town with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (sometimes with both of them at the same time which is strange because supposedly they are fighting). Brit apparently had to be “jumped” into this gang by doing something both the other girls have done. Namely being photographed flashing the beaver with no panties on. While it’s not as good as either Paris’ or Lindsay’s flash, it still is a nice little starter flash. I love that she appears to be fully shaved.

Here’s the shots.

This story should be filed in the “who really is surprised” category. It looks like last week Pam and Kid Rock both filed for divorce. Their marriage fell just short four months so I lost the office pool. This does give me hope though. It appears Pam will marry just about anyone, so I may still have a shot! I’ll pack my white tank top and leather pants and head to Hollywood.

Here’s Pam doing what she does best.

I’m thinking that Seal has some kind of super power. He should be on that show Heroes because here is a guy that has a pretty jacked up face, but he manages to bang some of the hottest women on the planet. He has now twice knocked up Heidi Klum and she just gave birth to their second child. Whatever mojo it is that Seal is using, he should bottle it and sell it. I know I would buy a six pack.

Here’s some shots of Heidi pre-baby.

It was a long Holiday weekend where I ate too much and watched a ton of football. I have some really good stuff for you all today, so let’s kick the week off right.

This might be the greatest story I’ve seen in a long time. Paris Hilton got on stage at a LA nightclub right after Jay Z so she could lipsync to a couple of the songs from her album. However, she was so drunk that when the lights hit her she puked right on stage. An eyewitness reported:  “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves…” CLASSIC!

Here’s some shots of Paris doing what she does best, not talking and looking hot. I’ve thrown in a shot of her drunk and flashing a tit too

It looks like Angelina Jolie will be spending her thanksgiving in Cambodia. I’m reminded of the Dead Kennedy’s song, “It’s a holiday in Cambodia, it’s tough there, but it’s life.” I have to admit, Angelina may be the greatest women on the planet. Not only is she super hot and a major talent, but she adopts kids from third world countries, works for the UN and spends her off time helping people that live in god-forsaken nowhere.

Here’s some shots of her showing off the money maker.

This statement was just issued by K-feds attorney: “There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin’s silence.”

There were all kinds of rumors floating around out there that ranged from him telling her he would sell it if she didn’t pay him off to her threatening to release it for free to a statement made by the guy that sold the Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson tapes saying he had seen at least some of it and had made a 100 million dollar offer for it. Nobody will know the truth for sure, but I have a feeling some money changed hands. some threats were made and K-fed will now fade away into non-existence while Brit gets the best of both worlds. She gets some street cred for people thinking she is naughty enough to make a tape and she gets to keep her somewhat “good girl” image. Now that is shrewd.

Enough news, those. If you want news go to CNN. You are here for hot pics and here are some of Brit showing off the hot pre-baby body.