Naked Celeb News

Well, at least that is how it looks. American Pie actress Natasha Lyonne surrendered to police after a warrant was issued for her arrest after she threatened to sexually assault a dog. No you’re eyes are not playing tricks, you read that correctly. The AP reports: “The complaint said Lyonne ripped a mirror off the wall, picked up the woman’s dog and said, “I’m going to sexually molest your dog.” I’ve been pretty drunk in the past, but never drunk and fucked up like this. Supposedly if she completes rehab and stays out of trouble the charges will be dropped.

I tried my best to find hot pics of her but couldn’t, so here are some pics of the other babes from the American Pie movies.

Someone pointed out to me that I haven’t had Brooke Hogan on the Naked Celeb News yet. I thought about this and decided I needed to fix that problem. She isn’t really in the news much because I think her parents keep her locked in a closet when they aren’t parading her out and trying to make her into a star. But alas she was paroled over the weekend and played at the Y100 Jingle Ball in South Florida. I have to admit that it’s a bitch to find pics of her where she looks hot (sometimes she looks a little rough) and that don’t have Hulks ugly mug in them.

But here they are, enjoy.

First she goes out wearing no panties, now Britney Spears has joined the ranks of naked celeb all-star since she can’t seem to actually find any clothes now. Here are some shots of her going to her mom’s birthday party. Is it me or does she look like she is already drunk when she gets there? I like this look though. I’m glad Britney decided to nix the idea of releasing her sex tape to maintain her “wholesome” images.

These pics prove she was right. (PS check out the Britney Spears section of the site for the pics of her forgetting her panties.)
       

Lindsay Lohan is joining the list of celebs that have played strippers. She has signed on to be in a movie called “I know who killed me” which is set to start shooting in January. In the flix she plays a topless dancer so she has been taking “stripping” lessons and has even sent off emails to people about how tough it is, how bruised up she is and how much respect she has fro strippers now. Frankly, I could give two shits about her philosophical ramblings on bruises and strippers, I do hope she uses this roll as a way to finally show off her amazing rack.

Here are some shots of said rack.

It looks like Scarlett Johansson has been in the news for a few things recently. In a poll by Grazia she was voted as having the best body of 2006. I don’t know what or who Grazia is, but they obviously have good taste. She also signed to be the new face of Louis Vuitton. I’m not sure what all she will be doing for them, but judging by the pics below part of her job will be posing nearly naked with their products. Now that is an idea I can get behind.

Here’s some hot pics of Scarlett doing her new job.