Jail has changed Paris Hilton.
Well, actually maybe not. Paris Hilton was released from jail then she immediately set out to keep her promise to use her fame to make the better place. If you examine what she has done since her release you can see exactly how you go about making the world better.
Step 1. Get released from jail at midnight then 8 hours later get a hairdresser to come to your house and give you nice blonde hair extensions.
Step 2. Pour over your interview offers and decide to go on Larry King because he is so old and out of his mind that he won’t bother asking you any really tough questions.
Step 3. When the interview is done hop a flight to Hawaii and spend time playing on the beach, wearing new bikinis and listening to your Ipod.
And that’s it, the world is now a better place. I think I just read that Paris’s action have actually stopped the crisis in Darfur.
The cynicism aside, Paris at the beach does give us a chance to see some new shots of her in a bikini. So here are the new ex-con Paris Hilton bikini shots.
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