Naked Celeb News

Here on the naked celeb news we don’t normally talk about math, but this story is too good to pass up. It seems that a team of Cambridge mathematicians has come up with a formula to explain how women are sexy. Basically they found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman’s walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better. Therefore a woman with a 25 in waist and 36 in hips would be perfect. This math somehow all works out to say that Jessica Alba has the perfect body and that when she walks guys are attracted to the way she moves. She even beat out people like Kate Moss and Angelina Jolie.

While I have never beat off the math equation, this confirms that she might have the perfect body. To celebrated here are some hot pictures of her showing off her mathematically perfect body.

Jenny McCarthy has been around for a while, but she has changed. She used to just be the hot, funny girl and now she is writing books and doing talk shows and doing all kinds of stuff. But she is still really hot, it just looks like she has a brain. But brains don’t get you on the naked celeb news site. These pics show her on the beach in Malibu in a bikini of sorts showing off her amazing body. She looks kind of pissed, she should relax. She looks amazing and is in Malibu, what’s to hate?

Here are some shots of Carmen Electra enjoying herself at the beach in Mailbu. It seems to me that Carmen’s job is to look hot and she really does a great job of it. These pics show that even as she gets a little older she still looks fantastic. I’m sure all the naked celeb fans will enjoy these pictures of Carmen Electra in a bikini.

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Here are some recent shots of Mena Suvari on the beach. She shaved her head for a movie roll so she looks a little like an angry bull lesbian, but she still has a super tight body. Last time we saw Mena on the beach she was topless. No such luck here, but her tiny bikini doesn’t leave much to the imagination and the friend she is with looks pretty damn hot too. Mena has always been a naked celeb news favorite.

Here is Mena Suvari with a shaved head in a bikini.

Ever since she got fired from Lost Michelle Rodriguez has been known less for acting and more for getting arrested for drunk driving, hooking up with other hot chicks and looking good at the beach. If her plan for making a come back is that she is going hang out and look hot at the beach I can suggest she keep it up. I don’t know if she is going to get a job that way, but it gives us some hot naked celeb action for us to check out.

Michelle’s body is rocking in these shots, but her shorts look like those type the ultimate fighter people wear. I’m pretty sure she could kick my ass so maybe they work for her.

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Here are some recent pictures of Jennifer Aniston on vacation with her friend Courtney Cox and Courtney’s family. I’m not sure what she is doing is called, but I can say that it has disaster written all over it. At least, that is, if I tried doing it. I can see myself pretty much falling forward, hitting my head on the board, being knocked out and drowning. That is why I blog and Jennifer does cools stuff like this.

Anyway, she has kind of been lying low lately but has some new movies coming out. Here are the pics of her looking hot while having fun on vacation and I threw in one of her looking nipplishious and another of her showing off her great ass in a bikini.

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Anne Hathaway has a squeaky clean image no matter how much she tries to dirty things up. Here she is in Italy with her boyfriend on a yacht. She looks great in her bikini, but the girl could use a little sun. She also looks like she likes to use her mouth in various ways. I’m not say. . . I’m just saying if you know what I mean.

Here is Anne Hathaway in her bikini.

Here are some shots from over the weekend of Elisha Cuthbert hitting the beach in a pseudo-bikini and taking some pictures. She looks like she might have put on a few pounds since her Girl Next Door days, but she still looks good and has the face of an angel. Also, I can’t say anything bad about her because she is from Canada and loves hockey fights so she can probably kick my ass. So enjoy, it’s a good start to the week.

Here is Elisha Cuthebert on the beach.

If you happened not to see the show Flavor of Love you need to catch it in reruns on VH1. It is the greatest train wreck in the history of TV. For those that don’t know they took Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav and gave him a “bachelor” like show where a bunch of chicks try to win his love. All the normal reality show crap happens, but the best part is how much these chicks back-stab each other and claw and scrape to get to Flav. Let’s not forget this guy has like seven kids and was close to bankrupt when he got on The Surreal Life so you know all the money he makes is going to go to his baby mommas.

All that said on the show there was a chick named Toastee  who lied about her past and was found out to have been in some porn movies before she was on the show. Now her movies and some other never before seen video of her getting naked and wild has been released. If you are interested in her, you will love it. If not, she’s just another reality show chick with a sex video.

Here are some Toastee pics.

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Katerine McPhee might be the most famous non-famous person in the world. She seems to be everywhere, but I can say that I have never heard a song of hers or seen anything that she has done. That doesn’t change the fact that she is pretty damn hot. Here are some shots of her on the set of a movie she is in with Anna Faris. It looks like it is a windy day and she has a pretty short skirt on so we get a nice upskirt and great view of her ass.

Here is the Katherine McPhee upskirt and ass shot.

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