Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton gets naked for booze.
One thing you have to hand to Paris Hilton is that she understands we the public have no interest in hearing her talk. We want to see her naked, that’s about it. So she launched a new canned wine drink in Europe this week called Rich Prosecco. It comes in a gold can so Paris […]
Jail has changed Paris Hilton.
Well, actually maybe not. Paris Hilton was released from jail then she immediately set out to keep her promise to use her fame to make the better place. If you examine what she has done since her release you can see exactly how you go about making the world better.
Step 1. Get released from jail […]
Paris Hilton back in the slammer
I wasn’t going to write about all the Paris Hilton in jail drama, but I just needed to because I find it hysterical. First off she got sentenced to 45 days, but it was reduced to 23. All she had to do was go in, keep her mouth shut and do her time and in […]
Paris Hilton going to jail
Somehow this story makes me laugh. Paris Hilton is going to jail. Well, at least she has been sentenced to 45 days in jail. Paris repeatedly drove on a suspended license which violated her parole which stemmed from her drunk driving arrest last year. Paris tried to blame everyone but herself saying that her management […]
Nicky Hilton may lose her hotel
The year is young, but this may end up being the funniest story of the year. With the fallout from the latest Paris Hilton videos to hit the net spreading, Nicky Hilton may lose a business deal because of what she said on camera. On some of the videos you can hear Nicky (along with […]
Paris Hilton exposed…again
In case you haven’t heard a bunch more Paris Hilton stuff hit the streets this week. As the story goes, Paris Hilton was moving from one house to another and got a storage unit for a bunch of her stuff. She failed to pay the $208 bill so the storage company auctioned off the unit. […]
Paris gets fired from…Paris
It looks like Paris Hilton got fired from the club named after her. Two years ago a club in Miami baring her name and the owner of the club gave her a million dollars and a Mercedes 450 SLR McLaren. All she had to do was show up at the club occasionally. She was six hours […]
Paris Hilton pukes on stage
This might be the greatest story I’ve seen in a long time. Paris Hilton got on stage at a LA nightclub right after Jay Z so she could lipsync to a couple of the songs from her album. However, she was so drunk that when the lights hit her she puked right on stage. An […]
Nicole and Paris are back together
After a their long running feud, (or at least supposed feud) Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton has buried the hatchet and are friends again. Conveniently just in time for them to start filming their next season of their show The Simple Life.
Here’s some pics of Paris to enjoy.
Paris Hilton still can’t keep her clothes on
Not that I’m complaining but I’ve never seen anyone with as much trouble keeping her clothes on in public as Paris Hilton. Here are some nice shots of her dancing at a club and flashing her ass and panties. You have to check out the look on the guys face that is looking up at […]
