Naked Celeb News

One thing you have to hand to Paris Hilton is that she understands we the public have no interest in hearing her talk. We want to see her naked, that’s about it. So she launched a new canned wine drink in Europe this week called Rich Prosecco. It comes in a gold can so Paris got naked and painted herself gold for the publicity pictures. You have to like a girl who knows what the public wants. We want wine in a can, and Paris Hilton naked.

Here are the nude Paris Hilton shots and some other shots from the ad campaign.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE MOVIES THAT WERE FOUND IN PARIS HILTON’S STORAGE UNIT. SHE GETS NAKED. FLASHES TITS, HAS SEX AND MAKES RACIAL SLURS. EVERYTHING YOU LOVE PARIS FOR! 

Well, actually maybe not. Paris Hilton was released from jail then she immediately set out to keep her promise to use her fame to make the better place. If you examine what she has done since her release you can see exactly how you go about making the world better.

Step 1. Get released from jail at midnight then 8 hours later get a hairdresser to come to your house and give you nice blonde hair extensions.

Step 2. Pour over your interview offers and decide to go on Larry King because he is so old and out of his mind that he won’t bother asking you any really tough questions.

Step 3. When the interview is done hop a flight to Hawaii and spend time playing on the beach, wearing new bikinis and listening to your Ipod.

And that’s it, the world is now a better place. I think I just read that Paris’s action have actually stopped the crisis in Darfur.

The cynicism aside, Paris at the beach does give us a chance to see some new shots of her in a bikini. So here are the new ex-con Paris Hilton bikini shots.

GO HERE TO WATCH THE NEW PARIS HILTON VIDEO TO SEE HER NAKED, ROLLING AROUND IN BED AND USING HER COMPUTER TOPLESS!

I wasn’t going to write about all the Paris Hilton in jail drama, but I just needed to because I find it hysterical. First off she got sentenced to 45 days, but it was reduced to 23. All she had to do was go in, keep her mouth shut and do her time and in a few weeks she would be done. But she did everything in her power to get out of there. She gets released and the judge says that since he didn’t issue the release she needs to come see him. So the bitch then decides she isn’t going to show for this hearing and is sending her lawyer in her place. The judge gets pissed again and this time sends her back to the can for the full 45 days.

You would think that if you got in the shit with this guy because you were late and aloof the first time, your ass would have been there first thing in the morning when he said he wanted to see you. She should have never been released and I understand why she is upset. She has one person telling her one thing, then another telling her another. In the end Paris Hilton is hot, but she is not a very good person. If you need any proof just watch the videos that were taken from her storage unit. In them she calls black people niggers, she slams poor people and she talks about how in love with herself she is. As ugly as she may be on the inside she looks great and is naked all over the movies. Here are some screen shots taken of her bathing taken from the movie.

GO HERE TO WATCH THE FULL MOVIE!

Somehow this story makes me laugh. Paris Hilton is going to jail. Well, at least she has been sentenced to 45 days in jail. Paris repeatedly drove on a suspended license which violated her parole which stemmed from her drunk driving arrest last year. Paris tried to blame everyone but herself saying that her management team told her that her license was only suspended for 30 days and she could still drive for work related stuff. She tried to tell them that she would never knowingly break the law. But the judge had none of it and even pointed out that she had received a written warning which she signed so she did in fact know that she was doing wrong and that even after several warnings she had still not enrolled in an alcohol diversion class that she promised to attend. After all the warnings Paris still did as she pleased and this time it will cost her.

Her parents, who were present in the courtroom, vowed to fight this and my opinion is that she will pull the standard Hollywood out card and agree to go to rehab in exchange for not going to jail. I’m not sure they can cure stupidity and arrogance in rehab, but don’t be surprised to see her there anyway.

The news out the of the way, here of some pics of Paris looking hot. . . makes me want to be her cell mate.

GO HERE FOR TO WATCH THE NEW PARIS HILTON VIDEO (THE ONE FROM THE STORAGE UNIT) WHERE SHE SAYS RACIAL SLURS, FLASHES HER TITS AND WALKS AROUND NAKED.

The year is young, but this may end up being the funniest story of the year. With the fallout from the latest Paris Hilton videos to hit the net spreading, Nicky Hilton may lose a business deal because of what she said on camera. On some of the videos you can hear Nicky (along with Paris) using racial slurs and being an all around snooty bitch. Nicky is planning to open a hotel in Miami and the developer Robert Falor may pull out of the deal. He has said, “I’m very concerned about it. I’m shocked actually that she would participate in something like that … There’s been some negative press on Nicky about the clothing line and the handbag line recently, now there’s this issue. We’re evaluating — and want to make the decision quickly — whether this is something we want to be a part of.”

It makes me laugh my ass off that finally these two being drunk, stupid rich bitches may actually cost one of them something of value. But it is too early to speak because it seems like every time something bad happens to one of the Hilton girls they end up smelling like a rose.

Here’s some pics of Nicky Hilton doing what she should do, being quiet and looking hot. 

In case you haven’t heard a bunch more Paris Hilton stuff hit the streets this week. As the story goes, Paris Hilton was moving from one house to another and got a storage unit for a bunch of her stuff. She failed to pay the $208 bill so the storage company auctioned off the unit. Inside they found all kinds of stuff including diaries, pictures, personal info and hours of videos. Among these videos are movies of Paris getting naked, bathing and doing some pretty wild stuff. When you watch them it is very clear that Paris loves to be naked and will pretty much get naked anytime anywhere. I have to admit she is smoking hot in these videos. There is a video where she sits down and starts working on her computer and just starts stripping for no reason. You got to like that!

Here’s some screen caps from the movies
     

GO HERE TO WATCH ALL OF THE NEW PARIS MOVIES

It looks like Paris Hilton got fired from the club named after her. Two years ago a club in Miami baring her name and the owner of the club gave her a million dollars and a Mercedes 450 SLR McLaren. All she had to do was show up at the club occasionally. She was six hours late to the opening and didn’t even show for the two year anniversary. So now the owner of the club has decided to end his relationship with her. It’s pretty sad when you’re only responsibility is to show up and party and you can’t even get that right.

Anyway, here are some shots of her showering at the beach during a recent trip to Australia.

This might be the greatest story I’ve seen in a long time. Paris Hilton got on stage at a LA nightclub right after Jay Z so she could lipsync to a couple of the songs from her album. However, she was so drunk that when the lights hit her she puked right on stage. An eyewitness reported:  “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves…” CLASSIC!

Here’s some shots of Paris doing what she does best, not talking and looking hot. I’ve thrown in a shot of her drunk and flashing a tit too

After a their long running feud, (or at least supposed feud) Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton has buried the hatchet and are friends again. Conveniently just in time for them to start filming their next season of their show The Simple Life.

Here’s some pics of Paris to enjoy.

Not that I’m complaining but I’ve never seen anyone with as much trouble keeping her clothes on in public as Paris Hilton. Here are some nice shots of her dancing at a club and flashing her ass and panties. You have to check out the look on the guys face that is looking up at her. It really is priceless. Here are some snaps of her dancing and some other shots of her flashing her beaver and looking good.