Lindsay Lohan’s new movie The Canyon was just released. It was supposed to be her big come back and I will admit that it isn’t as bad as you might expect it to be. The star of the show is Lindsay Lohan’s tits. She is topless in several scenes and her boobs look fantastic. The movie is about an actress (played by Lindsay) who is involved with a low level producer (porn stud Jame Dean) and together they have a wild, crazy, sexually adventurous live that leads to some pretty insane moments. Lindsay bares her amazing boobies on several occasions and most of the time gives a pretty good performance.
See the rest of the Lindsay Lohan topless pictures after the jump.
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Miranda Kerr was on set doing a bikini and swimwear photo shoot (which is sexy enough) when she had a little wardrobe malfunction and flashed her tits. Her perky little boobs popped out the top of her outfit and got a little fresh air. Based on how stiff her nipples quickly got, it appears that it was a little cold. In showing that Miranda is likely the coolest girl ever, she didn’t get pissed off or mortified, she laughed and seemed to think it was funny. If that s the case, I would love to invite her over to have some laughs at my place.
Check out the rest of the Miranda Kerr topless pictures after the jump.
This never happens to me when I go to the park. Jessica Alba showed up to the park and decided to take off her jacket. While doing so she had a wardrobe malfunction that allowed her shirt to slide to the side and expose her bra. Normally, this wouldn’t be a big deal, however today Jessica was wearing a sexy, completely see thru bra that exposed her nipple and gave everyone a full view of her amazing boobs. This bra is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination. For those who have wanted to know what Jessica looks like topless, now you know.
Jessica is working on a new Sin City movie so hopefully it will have her looking as sexy as the last one. If this boob peek/bra incident is any indication, she is looking as fine as always.
See all of the Jessica Alba see thru bra pictures after the jump.
It is official. The Farrah Abraham sex tape was released today by Vivid. That didn’t take long. She just finalized the deal to sell it to them about a week ago. I guess they wanted to strike while the iron, or her ass, was still hot. For her part Farrah is still playing it up like it was a leaked personal tape even though she hired a pro porn star to bang her. She has been making the rounds and staying in the public eye and trying to act like she didn’t really want to do this, but it was her only real option as a young mom.
I don’t care why Farrah Abraham made a sex tape. What I do care about is that she does have a banging body and in this tape she gets fucked so hard she squirts and she takes it right in the ass. Naming the video “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” was 100% accurate.
After the jump I have more screenshots from the video for you as well as some shots of Farrah taking a pole dancing class. Maybe her next career move will be to feature dance at a strip club in Las Vegas.
You can watch the full Farrah Abraham sex tape here on Vivid’s site!
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has a sex tape. She has been in the news a lot lately because she got caught trying to sell her sex tape on the sly. She is trying to use the Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton school of using a sex tape to get famous, but she got caught. Her first stupid mistake was shooting the tape with a well-known porstar stud James Deen. Then she tried to act like it didn’t exist, then she acted like it did and she didn’t want it to be released. All the while she was trying to negotiate to sell it. Finally the truth came out and with the world realizing that she shot the tape in an effort to make money she owned up to it and got a deal with Vivid. She even took her dad and her daughter to the Vivid offices to negotiate the deal. Dad must be proud! It must have worked because reports are that she got $1.5 million for it so it must be hot!
Regardless of the drama surrounding it, Farrah Abraham has a great body and these leaked screen shots from the tape show that she looks great in it. The title will be Farrah Superstar: Teen Mom Backdoor. This would lead you to believe she does some anal. This teen mom knows how to make that money!
Check out all of the leaked Farrah Abraham sex tape screen caps below
Over the weekend Maria Menounos slipped into a very small bikini and hit the beach to play around with that guy from Dancing with the Stars and former NFL player Terrell Owens. She looked freaking amazing in the bikini. Her body is trim, fit and built for all kinds of fun. Maria seems to have an issue with bikinis though because the last time she hit the beach her bikini slipped to the side and we all got a hot little pussy slip. This time her bikini got loose and we got a very good look at her sweet ass.
If she keeps this up Maria is going to force me to marry her Borat style. Until then enjoy the Maria Menounos bikini ass crack slip shots.
Okay, so this might not be real celeb news, but those of you who check out this site with any regularity know I love funny shit. This site has some pretty wild, funny videos and posts. Among them are the the Darwin awards where we get to learn stupid, funny ways that people die. On the list is a guy who literally died by getting shit on. There are also some killer funny pictures and great videos.
This guy’s entire site is wall-to-wall funny shit. You might say that while I spend my days searching for hot naked celeb pics he spends his day finding crazy, funny and wild stuff to put on his site. Maybe my favorite thing on the entire site is a video where a fat girl gets on one of those electronic bulls in a club. It takes the help of a bouncer to get her ass up on the bull then she grabs hold and the bull bucks. It only bucks once and she goes ass over tea kettle off that thing not even lasting 1 second. It is almost like she does a headstand on it then falls off. I have seen the video 20 times and I still laugh my ass off every single time.
If you are in the mood for some seriously funny shit give his site a look.
Maria Menounos went to the beach over the holiday and she proved two things. First, she can catch a throw a football. Second, she is fully shaved and has a very nice looking pussy. It appears that maybe her bikini is a little too big on her because her entire pussy slips out the front and half her ass falls out the back. I want to be on record as saying that I want all hot girls to start following her lead. She is an example all girls with hot, tight, shaved pussies should follow when they go to the beach.
Enjoy the rest of the Maria Menounos pussy pictures including some close-ups below and happy New Year.
Candice Swanepoel decided to get all artsy so she stripped naked, climbed up in a tree and they took pictures of her. I love when they talk models into doing this kind of stuff. They think they are being artistic and edgy, but really it is just guys wanted to see them naked. Still Candice Swanepoel looks great naked so I’m glad she did it.
I also threw in a couple of other pictures of her from her day job as a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model. She looks nearly as good with clothes on as she looks nude.
The Kendra Sex Tape was released today and it is pretty damn hot. Kendra looks amazing. Her body is tight, her tits are perfect and she really looks good in it. She seems to really love being naked, and is very sexual and loves to screw. She gets on top and rides this guy until she cums. A lot of celeb sex tapes are pretty lame, but the Kendra sex tape fully delivers.
Here are some screen shots from the Kendra sex tape.